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Ask Turtle Wife!
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Have a question about how to live with a turtle-obsessed mate? Just fill in the form below and ask your question. I'll answer by e-mail and post selected questions and answers to this Web site.
Tell us about your significant other's funniest turtle-related antics. Take a look at the some of the following responses to the statement, then include your response in the form below. Or, feel free to send in a longer story by e-mailing it directly to  . We'll post the best/funniest additions and “turtle wife tales.” |
You know your significant other is a turtle lover when —
- She buys the freshest greens and choicest cuts of meat not for the family, but for her turtles.
- Your kids can't understand why everyone doesn't keep turtles in the basement.
- He hooks up the TV in the backyard with a 24-foot extension cord so that he can watch the ballgame and the turtles at the same time.
For the non-turtle challenged:
- Does your significant other partake of an unusual non-turtle-related hobby? Tell us about her/his hobby that drives you crazy. If suitable, we'll reprint your story on this Web site, edited, if necessary, for content and length. Just e-mail your story to .
- Sick Turtle?
- If you are having health problems with your turtle, my advice is to call a qualified reptile veterinarian right away! For a list of reptile vets, go to www.arav.org.
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