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 $14.95, 214 pp, paperback ISBN: 0-9753235-1-2 HerpArts Books |
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The Touching Story of How an Encounter with Some Hard Shells Melted Two Hearts and Led to Love! A wonderful gift for anyone interested in the crazy side of romance. Order from Herp Arts or Amazon.com.
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“I read the first couple of pages of Turtle Wife and was laughing so hard my husband thought I had lost my mind!” —Diane G.
Dear Friend,
What would you do if your husband filled your living room, kitchen, bathtub and even your refrigerator with turtles? (No, the ones in the fridge were not alive!) Most women would have fled for the hills or filed for divorce. Not me.
Confessions of a Turtle Wife is the story of how and why for fifteen years I've stuck to my marriage vows through thick, thin, and turtles ad infinitem. It will teach you how to how to love someone no matter what crazy thing they're into. You'll discover how to laugh at yourself, your significant other, and the strangeness that life throws at us all.
Don't wait to laugh yourself silly over the trials and tribulations of a turtle-challenged marriage! Order now.
All my best,
Anita Salzberg
P.S. You just can't get too much love. Especially these days. So put a little romance in your life with my little book . . . and soften up your own shell while you're at it.
P.P.S. If you wish, you can order Confessions of a Turtlewife at any bookstore. Simply give the store the title, author, ISBN# 0-9753235-1-2, and the distributor (Ingram).